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So, listen up — there’s this crazy thing going on with NVIDIA and their flashy new giveaway. They’ve got this RTX 5090, right? But here’s the kicker: it’s wrapped in this epic DOOM: The Dark Ages design. Bet you DOOM fans are flipping out right now. Anyway, this is NVIDIA’s way of saying “Hey, check out our shiny new ray tracing and DLSS 4 + Reflex!” Yeah, no clue what half of that is, but it sounds impressive, right?
And get this — the game just hit the shelves today and people are already raving about it on Steam. It’s a sequel to DOOM Eternal from, like, a few years back. I guess gamers are loving the new visuals. Ray tracing magic, blah blah, and apparently their RTX 5090 is the absolute beast for running this bad boy on high settings.
There’s a tweet — or X post, or whatever we’re calling it now — that basically goes, “Hey, fight like a gamer and try your luck at this sweet DOOM GPU!” You just gotta like the post and drop a “#RTXON” comment to enter. Sounds easy enough. Except if you’re in some corner of the world like a few parts of Australia or the mythical land of Quebec — sorry folks, no GPU joyrides for you.
NVIDIA’s saying this is some special Founders Edition worth nearly two grand! And that wrap? It’s like 600 bucks alone. So you’re looking at a prize worth about $2599 — math, who knew? Anyway, the whole thing kicks off at the crack of dawn on May 15th and wraps up a week later. They’ll hit one lucky duck with a “Hey, you’ve won!” message, and you’ve got two days to claim the goods. Blink and you might miss it.
Crazy stuff in the gaming world, right? Who’d have thought a graphics card would cause a scene like this?
