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So, okay, the Switch 2 is out now. Yeah, I’m one of those folks who, for whatever reason, needed to snag it. You wouldn’t believe the circus act I pulled off to get my hands on one. Apparently, I wasn’t alone. In just, like, four days after its June 5th drop, bam—over 3.5 million of these things flew off the shelves! That’s what Nintendo’s saying, at least. Fastest-selling ever. Wild.
And predictably, Doug Bowser from Nintendo of America had something to say. Cue the PR blurb:
“We’re thrilled that fans everywhere are getting into the Nintendo Switch 2. It’s this awesome new way to game at home or wherever. We’re grateful and super excited about seeing everyone dive into these fresh games and features, pulling friends and family along for the ride.”
Hmm. Not exactly a riveting speech, but it gets the point across, I guess. Could use some spice, though.
Honestly, I get it—the excitement, I mean. There’s that crazy new Mario Kart World, plus loads of other games coming. We’re sorta busy reviewing those now. Can’t wait for titles like Donkey Kong Bananza and Metroid Prime 4 to drop. Nintendo’s definitely stepping up their game—pun intended.
Naturally, with everyone wanting one, snagging a Switch 2 is like hunting a unicorn. First day, pre-orders—you name it, they vanished. Folks are still out here, waiting for that coveted email saying their system’s on the way. Fingers crossed the supply catches up. Meanwhile, maybe stash some cash for those tempting accessories. Or hey, grab some Switch games now with Switch 2 upgrade packs—it’s like getting a head start for when you’re all set.
If you’re itching for more juicy details—hardware stuff, game lists, where to buy—hit up Nintendo’s site. Oh, and if you’re into podcasts, I’ve been vibing with the Pure Nintendo Podcast. Great way to dive into those new features and see how they stitch folks together in fun, new ways.
