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Okay, so, every week, Sony’s throwing new stuff at PlayStation users — you know, all the usual suspects: PS4, PS5, PS VR, and PS Plus. Honestly, it’s a bit overwhelming. But here we go, diving into this week’s big PlayStation Store update. Buckle up!
North American Update
Alright, it’s July (can you believe it?), and here’s what PlayStation Plus has got for you:
- Diablo IV Standard Edition (PS4/PS5)
- Jusant (PS5)
- The King of Fighters XV (PS4/PS5)
If I’m missing something, sorry, I got distracted by a squirrel or something.
PS4 & PS5 Games
Here’s a wild mix for you. Imagine flipping channels but with games:
- Airplane Flight Simulator: Combat Zone – For when you’re really into clouds and stuff.
- The Alpha Wolf – No idea why it makes me think of werewolves, but it does.
- AquaDream – Water? Dreams? No clue what this is, but it sounds kinda peaceful.
- Arcade Archives STINGER – Old school vibes, right?
- Azure Striker Gunvolt Trilogy Enhanced – Some fancy electric stuff going on.
- Battle Pixel – Pixels battling. Enough said.
- Beam Driver – Is this about headlights or lasers? I’m lost.
- Bedrotting – Sounds cozy but disturbing—like nap time gone wrong.
- Best Served Cold – Revenge, probably? Frozen dinners?
- Bioweaver – Already tangled in my brain.
- BREAKING BRICKS – Childhood memories, smashing LEGO.
- Buddy Garden – Friendship, greenery, cheesy? Yeah, maybe.
- Candivity – Candy-inspired creativity or just sugar rush? Who knows.
- CarGo! – Cars and… things to go? Sure.
- CarX Street – Racing? Speed? Probably a lot of screeching.
- Close For The Night – Sounds like a horror game or a badly written rom-com.
- Color Recreator – Shades, hues, and maybe mild panic over picking the wrong one.
- Death Relives – Spooky vibes. Nope, nope, nope.
- Dr. Atominus – Science-y? Shrinking feels likely. Quantum?
- Ed & Edda: GRAND PRIX – Racing Champions – Vroom-vroom with a hint of competition.
- EmyLiveShow: King of Desires – Twitch streamer gone wild.
- Exo Mayhem: Open-World Supervillain Simulator – Be the baddie you want to see in the world.
- Fit And Fry: Organized Chef – Cooking with chaos.
- Hatsune Miku Logic Paint S+ – Paint by numbers, Hatsune-style.
- The Jumping Food Delivery – PS4 & PS5 – Hop, skip, jump? Delivering pizza?
- Killing Floor 3 – Floors involved. Murdery floors.
- Lawn Mower Racing – Honestly, why?
- Long Run – Sounds exhausting.
- Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap – Poor orcs. No chill.
- Oxide Room 208 – Sounds like a nightmare I had once in a hotel.
- Pro Wrestler Story – Piledriver, suplex. Cue dramatic music.
- Psychopathy Assessment – Maybe too real. Move on.
- Quit Today – Smoking or job? The intrigue is real.
- Rogue Raccoon – Raccoons are adorable, though.
- Rookie Basketball Shoots – Dribble, shoot, miss, repeat.
- Secret Paws – Cozy Offices – Kitty-cat office? I mean, come on.
- Strike Mission – Action-packed, probably.
- Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game – Tolkien fans, assemble!
- TERASLIDE – Slides are fun. Terra makes it sound fancy.
- Tiny Titans – Card Rumble – Small but mighty? Collectible chaos.
- Tralalero Tralala: Rage Bait – Sounds like my social media feeds.
- Wheel World – Cars? Wheels? Life?
- WUCHANG: Fallen Feathers – Falling angels, I guess. Or birds.
Alright, I got carried away there. If anyone finds a connection between all that, let me know. Anyway — next time, we’ll see what’s cooking in Europe. Cheers!