Oh man, where do I even start? So there’s this game, Dysmantle. Yeah, weird name, right? Anyway, it’s kinda blown up, selling over two million copies. Like, seriously, two million! The folks who made it, 10tons — what a name — they spilled the beans that it’s been selling like hotcakes since November 2021, even though it was chilling in Early Access for a year before that. It’s on everything now: PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, iOS, Android… you name it.
But get this, they didn’t even drop any juicy details about how many were sold where. So if you’re curious about which platform is winning, join the club. No clue.
To mark this epic milestone, they’re launching a physical version for PS5 and Switch. Which, let’s be honest, in this digital age, is kinda retro but also cool, right? Sampo Töyssy — he’s like one of the big wigs over there, co-founder or something — was super excited and said thanks a bunch to the fans.
Oh, and here’s the kicker. They wanted to roll out this physical copy in the US too, but yeah, stuff happened (the mysterious “unfortunate circumstances”), and now that’s up in the air. At least they’re hoping those who want a copy can snag one somehow. So yeah, fingers crossed for the fans.