Coming Soon to Xbox: New Game Releases from June 2 to 6

Sure, let’s dive into what’s coming up on Xbox next week! Be ready, ’cause I’m all over the place — like a cat chasing its tail, or maybe it’s just in my mind. Anyway, whatever. Here we go!

First up, Zenless Zone Zero lands on June 6. No idea why, but this title makes me think of heavy metal bands with epic guitar solos. HoYoverse is behind this one. You get to be a "Proxy," which sounds all secret-agency-ish. You navigate "Hollows," combating unknown creatures. Sounds dangerous, but also kinda exciting, like trying to eat spicy ramen without crying. Weird comparison, I know.

Moving on — woah, wait — it’s Splitgate 2! Also hitting on June 6. Picture this: portals everywhere! Yeah, it’s like getting into your fridge through your closet. Or the other way around. It’s a shooter, and it’s free-to-play, so you won’t need to sell your kidney on the virtual black market.

Then there’s Narcissus on June 5. It’s an action-horror game — think shadowy hallways and creaky spaceship floors. You’re the sole survivor, kinda like the last cookie in the jar IF cookies were space adventurers. Danger is all over, like that one time I lost my keys at the carnival.

Tour de France 2025 shows up on June 5, too. It’s cycling but digital, powered by Unreal Engine 5. I once tried cycling IRL — didn’t go well, got distracted by a passing butterfly, went straight into a bush.

Now, Solitaire Dreamscapes drifts in on June 3. It sounds magical, with cards in dreamland. I’m already dreaming of magical pizza for some reason, wait, lost my train of thought there…

Attack at Dawn: North Africa arrives June 4. It’s all WW2 strategic, like being a chess grandmaster but with tanks and dust instead of black-and-white squares.

And if you want something with a bouncy twist, Bunny Cubed (June 4) has you guiding a white rabbit through blocks. Sounds adorable. I think I have a soft spot for bunnies. No idea why.

Some golf action comes with Forest Golf Planner on June 4. Build your dream course! Which kind of makes me wonder if I should start a mini-golf league in my living room. Anyone else or just me?

Hidden Cat Outlaws, June 4, brings – wait for it – mystique cats in the Wild West! As a cat person, I’m intrigued. Are they wearing cowboy hats and slinking dramatically through desert dust? I almost hope so.

There’s also The Night of the Rabbit, landing June 4. Mystical rabbit adventures, anyone? It’s basically Alice in Wonderland for Xbox, with the white rabbit hopping about.

From there, the eclectic roll continues with Oirbo on June 4. It’s got platforming action on a massive spaceship. Sci-fi and jumping puzzles — not a bad combo if you’re logged on with a cup of coffee in hand, I say.

And touching down on June 4 is Sumorbit, where planetoids sumo-wrestle. Not quite sure why that tickles me. Sumo and planets are strangers in the same world yet here they are, hurling themselves at each other.

Back to strategy with Carrier Deck on June 5. You run a carrier during war. It’s all about quick reflexes — sounds like managing the kitchen at Thanksgiving. Chaos, stress, but ultimately satisfying. At least I assume so, never been on a carrier.

Jumping — literally maybe? — to Prison Alone on June 5, a horror trip through an abandoned prison. Are you alone, or is that flickering light more sinister than faulty wiring? Sounds eerie and tense, like gym class in middle school.

In another quirky corner, we have Missing Banban (June 5). Sheriff Toadster embarks on an adventure… Yes, Toadster. To save his friend. Could be intense, could be ridiculous—or both.

Meanwhile, Amber Alert Director’s Cut also hits on June 5. You’re a cop dealing with cults and kidnaps. Holds a chilling kind of allure, like the allure of peeking through your curtain at night when you know it might show a face staring back. Gulp.

AAA Dynamic Scenes strolls in calmly on June 6. It’s landscapes. It shifts. Relaxation? Hypnosis? Maybe it’s both, who could tell?

You’ve got Among Ashes on June 6 too. A mysterious game with… okay, ghosts of gaming and dark stuff. Got a gaming link, an eerie feeling — but then it makes me wonder if I should maybe get an antivirus first.

Bool Capture switches up with June 6, throwing arcade action full throttle. Hit those red balls, rescue the yellows — basically digital tag for the visually heightened.

Then, yawn — no, erase that — comes Collie Call: Farm of Tomorrow (June 6). It’s sci-fi farming! Teleport sheep or something. Maybe future agriculture’s actual direction? I can’t keep up with tech.

Cyber Love Story, dropping June 6, has a girl wrapped in conspiracy vibes. You sort out who’s friend, who’s foe. Human drama, coupled with… maybe holographs? Just guessing, I’m usually wrong.

Inkventure washes in on June 6. It’s all about rescuing Gloop’s kids through colors and slime jumps. Wait, Gloop? Inkventure? My brain’s spinning a bit, but it sounds fresh!

SpotCat vs The Cheddar Mafia in The Americas, June 6, shows how a "find-the-difference" game hooks me with cheesy drama. Because cheese, mafia, and cats? I mean, c’mon!

Okay, I went off the rails a few times, but you get the vibe. Save your calendar space, save your game files, save your dessert for after the game sessions. Alright, I’m out. See you players later, probably lost in bunny puzzles or wrapped in mafia cheese plots.