Red Dead Redemption 2 Rumored for Switch 2 Release, Offering GameChat a Platform for Tahiti Jokes and Horse Talk

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Ever notice how everyone’s all mopey in that cowboy game? You know the one I mean. Anyway, sounds like it might mosey on over to Nintendo Switch 2. Or maybe it won’t. Who knows? I don’t have all the answers here—just rambling what I heard, and Gamereactor seems to think it’s true. They claim… or maybe it was someone else? Oh right, Nintendúo! They’re saying something similar too. Sources, sources, everywhere.

And, I gotta say, there’s this whisper floating around that our favorite rootin’-tootin’ cowboy gig might get a shiny upgrade on PS5 and Xbox Series X/S. I mean, why stop at one upgrade when you can have two? Makes it sparkle or whatever. But really, what’s the rush, right?

Rumor has it, Switch 2 is getting loaded up with games. We’re talking Borderlands 4, Civilization 7, and some sporty stuff like NBA 2K. So why not toss a Rockstar game in there, right? This CEO guy, Strauss something-or-other, said they’re giving it a shot with these titles. But he’s hedging his bets. Classic CEO talk. You know how it goes.

And here’s a thought—the multiplayer chats on Switch 2? If this cowboy gig shows up, it’s gonna be chaos. Imagine the chatter about, like, horse anatomy changing in the cold. That’s real talk, not my imagination. Someone probably cares about that stuff. Anyway, imagine that mixed with some Klan-bashing free-for-alls. Wild, right?

So, would you play this wild west romp on a Switch 2? Just curious. Ignore the rhyme; it was a happy accident. Or maybe an unhappy one.

What was I saying? Ah, doesn’t matter. Let me know what you think.