Sure thing! Here’s a version that feels more like one of those scribbles on a napkin you find months later and wonder what you were even thinking:
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Okay, so here’s the lowdown. Nintendo’s coming out with a new Switch–the Switch 2–which, by the way, can totally use USB mice from when you first crack open the box. Why? Well, they wanna make it easier for you to dive into “Nobunaga’s Ambition: Awakening Complete Edition” without fumbling with the Joy-Con 2.
Now, let’s talk about those Joy-Cons. Sorta like a mouse, they said, which is kinda wild. But if you’re the kinda person who needs that extra precision, grab a USB mouse. Boom, problem solved. It’s like they tapped into some secret gamer wish list and just went for it.
And then there’s this gameplay video, right? Picture it: some Koei Tecmo guy is showing off how a USB mouse just takes over the game like it’s nobody’s business. Plug it in, and bam, the game doesn’t even think twice. No clue why I found it amusing; maybe it’s the tiny prompt in the corner that screams “Connected!”
The thing is, you’re not even stuck with just using that mouse. You can mix it up with the Joy-Con too, all without missing a beat. It feels like they’re giving you the keys to the kingdom or maybe just your living room. Use both at once? Sure, why not, they say. So now you’re cruising through in-game UI, swinging your katana like a boss, and wondering if this was the point all along.
Oh, and remember the OG Switch? It had this USB mouse thing happening too, but it was like, under-the-radar for only a few select games. But hey, if this means keyboards might get thrown in the mix more often, I’m not complaining. Who knew simplicity could be so… complicated?
Switch 2’s reshuffling the deck with controls that could slot right into a “Cyberpunk 2077” night out. Picture slicing and dicing with Joy-Con 2 motion controls. Makes me wonder just how far they’ll take this tech. Or maybe it’s just a teaser for what’s next.
Anyway, no idea how long this has been going on under the radar, but here we are. The future is funky and full of cables, apparently. Let’s see where Nintendo takes us next.
