Disney Dreamlight Valley Releases Patch Notes for Upcoming July 9 Update

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Okay, so get ready for a wild ride through Disney Dreamlight Valley. Gameloft just dropped some patch notes — like, seriously, they keep tweaking this game! The big day is June 9, when the next update hits. It’s a big one, wrapping up the second part of something called “The Storybook Vale.” I can’t keep up with all these updates. But hey, they’re fixing stuff, too.

This game’s been around since 2022, first in this kinda sneak peek mode, but everyone loved it so much that by December 2023, it was all official-like. And guess what, Disney fans? It’s one of those feel-good games, cozy or whatever they call it now. Seventeen updates so far. Seventeen! Plus those smaller tweaks. Good grief.

Let’s talk updates. June 9’s bringing us more from “The Unwritten Realm” — sounds mysterious, right? A void of swirling pages. Like, what does that even mean? Maleficent’s there. Aurora, too. You’re, like, helping them be friends or something, with new outfits and items. There’s going to be premium bundles, too, because of course, they want those Moonstones from you. Oh, and bugs? Yeah, they’re squashing a bunch of them. About time.

Before you ask, yes, they dropped something back on June 18, 2025, a thing called Mysteries of Skull Rock. Peter Pan, some character called The Forgotten — because why remember them, right? And a dog named Max who digs up stuff. Ariel and Eric are involved somehow. Cute canine adventures or something.

Oh, right, bonus tidbit! This thing runs on Nintendo Switch 2 now. Gameloft is teasing some fancy new version, but who knows when we’ll hear more. I guess it’s a ‘stay-tuned’ situation.

So, The Storybook Vale – Part 2: snag your expansion pass — or not, I’m not the boss. You’re basically diving into a place where stories go to be forgotten. Help Maleficent dodge the whole ‘unwritten’ fate. Aurora’s looking new and dreamy. There’s quests to unlock shiny outfits. Use this… Royal Net to catch something called Snippets? Living pages? I don’t know. It’s like they’re crafting whole Disney-Pixar tales here.

Now, for some technical fixes (bullet-list incoming, or not), they’re tweaking falling chairs, evil mistress furniture (what a sentence), some max level reward mess, and more. Oh, and Mirabel not visiting your pad? Fixed. Something about NPCs hovering near Peter Pan’s place — spooky or just buggy?

Ugh, shop menus jumping around, NPCs with endless animations, Photomode quirks, little lines that shouldn’t be there — poof, gone! Supposedly. Let’s hope their bug fixes actually work this time.

So there it is — chaos and updates. Enjoy your cozy chaos, Dreamlight Valley dwellers.