Ra Ra Boom Offers Villains You’ll Love to Fight

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Wow. So, Ra Ra Boom is here. Finally. You gonna love or hate this, but I’m buzzing just thinking about what Gylee Games whipped up for the Xbox Series X|S. Let’s dive in, shall we?

Okay, listen. Ra Ra’s all about that side-scrolling chaos. One of those good ol’ beat ‘em ups. I’ll let you in on some of the brainwork on the baddies you’ll be taking down—’cause why not? But I warn you, it’s a bit of a mad ride. Let’s check out my personal faves. Why did I pick these three? Who knows, but they’re quirky.

The Brute

Now, The Brute. This hulking monster? It’s our little love letter to this crazy amusement park ride we can’t shut up about. I guess we thought, hey, why not make it a boss fight? Tracks, coaster, monster. Makes sense, right? This thing leaps at you like it’s hopped up on energy drinks. You spot his move, or chomp, or whatever, and bam—you’re hooked. Then poof, now he’s a coaster rushing down lanes. Don’t ask me how this works, but it does. You either dodge or blast it with ranged attacks. Players, I hope you’re ready for this circus.

Martin

Oh boy, Martin. The last-minute villain. Ever had an idea that you dropped and couldn’t let go? That’s Martin. The idea was floating; no, literally, a floating enemy. But here’s the thing—it was a nightmare to nail down. Figure, a guy buzzing around, and wow, fighting him was just frustrating. We axed it. Then right at the end? We slapped some goofy stilts on him. Boom. Reality of its own. Now there’s this odd robot thing. He’s got robot legs. Laugh all you want—it works.

Bruce

Now, Bruce. Don’t even get me started. A chase more intense than my coffee cravings. Problem was, anyone remember those headaches from motion sickness? Yeah, that was me with Bruce. We altered backgrounds ’til my head could stay still. Yet, ended up boring, just dodging and running. Took this mess to GDEX, PAX, and suddenly realized—wow, too simple! Tossed in Eugene—a kooky robot pal aiding you—not blowing up enough though. Slowed the chase, added more chaos. And, voilà, Bruce became the epic showdown it deserved to be.

Find Your Favorite

And just like that—hey, over to you now. Go play Ra Ra Boom and see which enemy you love or hate fighting. I’m counting on someone to outdo my highscores. Probably.

Remember, go wild and have fun. There’s more to this than what meets the eye: four-player mayhem, some crazed AI, and ninja cheerleaders with more sass than any teacher I ever had. Mix it up. Mold your heroes how you see fit. Grades? Who needs ’em when you’ve got a world to save!