Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade Launching on Nintendo Switch 2 This Winter

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So, get this—Square Enix finally spills the beans about Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade. Yeah, that’s right, it’s coming to the Nintendo Switch 2. Not exactly shocking news, but hey—worth talking about.

Okay, picture this: over seven million copies have taken up digital space all over the globe. Everyone’s jumping into the shoes of Cloud Strife. You know, the ex-SOLDIER who—just like me on a Monday—can’t make up his mind. Soldier one day, mercenary the next. Anyway, he’s tangled up with Avalanche. No, not the snow kind, the resistance group. They’re causing a ruckus in Midgar, a city powered by mako. Whatever that is.

So, what’s the deal? Well, Cloud and his buddies—think of them as your messy friend group trying to save the world—are battling the big bad Shinra Electric Power Company. It’s like your usual Monday meeting, but with higher stakes, trying to save the planet and all that jazz.

Oh, and get this—there’s more! Because why stop at just one story, right? Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade throws in another arc called FF7R EPISODE INTERmission. Whoever thought these names up needs a hug, I swear. Anyway—enter Yuffie Kisaragi, a Wutai ninja. She sneaks into Midgar while everyone else is busy doing… whatever they’re doing. Talk about multitasking.

So when can we expect this drama on Nintendo Switch 2? Winter 2025. Just in time for when you’re too cold to leave the house anyway. And you’ve got options—you can snag it at the store or pop into the Nintendo eShop. Because clearly, we’re too busy (or lazy?) to get off the couch.

By the way—check out the trailer if you’re into that kind of thing. Or don’t. Either way, it’s out there floating in digital space, waiting to rev up those gaming feels.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right—happy waiting!