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Hey there, Xbox aficionados! So here we go again, diving straight into what’s up next week with Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and whatever else they’ve got cooking on Game Pass. Brace yourselves; it’s gonna be one heck of a ride—well, I think so anyway. Details right down there, but no promises everything lines up perfectly. Delays happen, right?
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### EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition
Alright, folks. Football fans, strap in! Or don’t, whatever, just get ready. Early access kicks off on July 7, with the big bang happening on the 10th. It’s like they’re building hype or something. Xbox Series X|S is getting optimized (whatever that exactly means). Interesting tidbit: 136 FBS schools, 300 coaches, and—get this—10,000 athletes with boosted abilities or some jazz. Deluxe Edition even gives you early access. Sneaky.
### Tony Hawk’s™ Pro Skater™ 3 + 4 – Digital Deluxe Edition
Ayy, skater peeps! Remember when we all wanted to be Tony Hawk? Well, here you go. He’s back, somehow shinier. Activision’s got this gem—for a sweet $69.99. Xbox Play Anywhere is part of the deal, which sounds neat, right? I mean, if you’re into that.
### Missile Command Delta
Incoming! Literally. July 8 is gonna be all about dodging missiles. Atari’s back, and they’ve partnered with Mighty Yell and 13AM Games to push out this tactical extravaganza. Xbox Series X|S gets the optimization treatment. Are you defending or just buying time?
### Somber Echoes
Launching July 8, this one’s for the Metroidvania lovers. Myth-inspired acrobatic battles aboard a creepy space vessel. Mastery leads to another day survived—no pressure.
### The Last Camp
Doomsday vibes, anyone? Another July 8 release for Xbox Series X|S that’s gonna throw you in with dual-stick shooting glory. High-quality graphics and a killer theme? I mean, who’s complaining?
### Ah, Love! Season 2
Goofy, yet sweet – the game about love’s chaotic side. Launches July 8, swap blocks, find love, dodge spikes—just do all the romantic stuff you expect from a quirky title like this!
### Minami Lane
So picture this: July 9 brings about a cozy street creation sim. Japanese-inspired. Tanukis, cats, casual management—it’s all fun and games. Literally.
### Rogue Raccoon
Okay, imagine sneaky platforming with strategic combat. Now throw in a museum heist. This July 9, Rogue Raccoon does precisely that. Mischief levels heightened.
### Holdfast: Nations At War
Napoleonic and WW1 skirmishes? Yes, please. July 9 has battle plans drawn. Over 150 players diving into a historical simulator on Xbox Series X|S. Relive history, or rewrite it—who knows?
### Tiny Pixels Vol. 2 – Stormy Knights
Here’s the plan for July 9: save princesses in castles. Classic, right? More so in pixel art style with epic combat and retro tunes. It’s like jumping back in time, albeit virtually.
### Greedland
July 10 is all about facing aliens. Seriously, 20,000 enemies type situation—a gamer’s nightmare or dream? Co-op mode makes it less lonely. Xbox Series X|S ready to battle.
### Islanders: New Shores
Calling all city-building fans—July 10 brings a tranquil sandbox to life. Strategize, explore, build. Creativity knows no bounds! Nope, none at all.
### BAD END THEATER
Look, this one’s hilarious in a grim way. July 10 brings stories where paths lead to bad endings. Every decision matters! It’s oddly satisfying in a tragicomic way.
### Best Served Cold
Murder mystery in a speakeasy setting? That’s what July 10 is about. Mix drinks while sussing out killers. Prohibition-era intrigue served chilled.
### Choice of Life: Wild Islands
Shipwrecked, July 10 style—yep, a sailor stranded on an island. Survival involves a lot of card play apparently. Navigate the narrative whims and wilds as choices loom large.
### Bendy and the Dark Revival
Another dose of July 11 horror. Survive a studio’s madness as you puzzle through ink-tainted nightmares. Intriguing yet creepy.
### Only Up to Space
July 11: it’s all about going higher—seriously. Platforming excitement at its best while you ascend as an astronaut sticking to a tightrope of balance and nerve.
### Aquapark io
Be the fastest slider on July 11. The waterslide spirals are waiting. Overtake, compete, spiral out of control—start co-op or stick solo.
### Canine
Pets and experiments gone wrong—July 11 explores horror in 32-bit retro fashion. Rescue Tomy without diving too deep into your own fears.
### Griffin
Save Grandpa with a tank, and it’s all happening on July 11. Battle prowess is key, and adventures are waiting as you dive into this rescue rampage!
### Island Trouble
Survival island drama on July 11—yep, gather resources, and solve island mysteries. This slice of chaos will keep you guessing with each choice.
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There you have it, gamers. Hope you find something that piques your interest or uncovers a new favorite. Until next time—the game is always on!