Okay, so, imagine this: You’re sitting at this old-school terminal—it’s like something out of those crime shows you binge-watch when you should be doing literally anything else. The Operator from Bureau 81 is your new jam. Trust me. Evan Tanner’s your guy, and, honestly, he’s kind of winging it, juggling detective stuff with some super fancy FDI tech. Yeah, it feels kinda CSI-ish. Not gonna lie, at times the tech is like, whoa, do they really have this? Anyway—wait, let me rewind—the game hit Steam last year, pretty cool, and now it’s crashing onto Nintendo’s scene.
So, picture this: You’re in front of this hyper-secure government laptop thingy. Everything’s hush-hush. When a field agent needs something, it’s like a secret dance with all kinds of verifications and then boom, you get the call. Oh, and when you finally nail it? The line cuts off faster than a bad date.
Nintendo Switch time! You’ve got choices: go all Joy-Con with weird button combos, or just poke the touchscreen like your life depends on it. Flick through data, decipher cryptic puzzles, accept calls—or just tap away, it’s kinda therapeutic. You’re doing this detective mambo, tapping, swiping, and making choices like you own the scene. And if you mess up, there’s a button—somewhere—that helps you regroup. You’ll need it; trust me.
Alright, nerd moment: there are all sorts of apps—like a calculator!—and you’ll dive into the Human DB. Sounds fancy, right? You’ll dig up dirt on people, cross-check car plates; you’re basically a one-person detective squad. And if you decide, “Hey, this music isn’t quite my vibe,” you can tweak settings until it’s just right.
But, here’s the thing with porting from PC: text gets tiny—like, ant-sized. It’s okay on a big screen, but on the Switch? Bring your glasses. It’s got a bit of a $13.99 price tag. Not bad, considering.
And there it is—a mess, for sure, but that’s the deal. Oh, and they sent a review copy, which is nice, I guess. Enjoy the chaos!
