Schoolgirl Attends Switch 2 Event This October

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“They can’t have ice cream, not anymore! I mean, that’s what crossed my mind when I heard about Full Metal Schoolgirl. But, we’re not talking real kids here, just cyborgs. Robots can’t eat sweets, right?

So, this new game coming out – and honestly, if you’ve been living under a rock like me, you’d miss it – it’s Yuke’s latest brainchild, following their adventures in EARTH DEFENSE FORCE fame and whatever else they’ve done lately. This game is dropping on October 23rd. Mark your calendars, folks.

Anyway, picture this: 2089 Japan. Wild, right? Meternal Jobz, this mega greedy corporation, runs the show. Think zombies meet cyborgs, called “Working Dead” – they’re these corporate slaves who can just go on forever. So, Full Metal Schoolgirl is where you jump in as a cyborg schoolgirl – ah, imagine the possibilities, whirling around a skyscraper, seeking revenge. And not just any skyscraper, but a 100-story booby-trapped one. Sounds like my kind of Tuesday.

Nobuyuki Okajima, the big shot producer at D3Publisher, calls this game a mashup of rebellion and – I love this – a brutal satire. Late-stage capitalism with cyborgs? Somebody got creative.

Here’s where it gets cool: you play as this hardcore, cyber girl with all sorts of crazy weapons. Your mission? Storm the place, topple Meternal Jobz, and steal the CEO’s pen… or something like that. While you’re at it, these undead corporate types aren’t going to just let you stroll to the top. You need to fight ’em off, one level at a time.

But get this – you also live-stream your fights for audience support. Viewers can send stuff to upgrade your gear. Think of it as a reality show meets apocalypse. So, even when you’re face-planting, virtual fans have got your back. Kinda comforting, I guess?

Pre-orders aren’t up yet for the Switch 2. Just an open website dangling all the teasers. Guess we sit tight and wait.

Yeah, I rambled, but worth it, right? So, who’s up for playing cyborg ninja in a skyscraper? I know I am. Maybe. Or maybe I’ll have some ice cream. Can’t decide.”

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