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So, I was just poking around online, minding my own, and stumbled on some juicy details about the new ROG Xbox Ally doodads. You know, the handheld gadgets. Apparently, there are these leaks—thanks, 3D Juegos—saying these gizmos might be around €599 and €899. Or about $700 and $1,050 if you’re feeling American. It’s all a bit like trying to follow a recipe when you’ve only got half the ingredients—kinda confusing but fun?
Same vibe as the current ROG Ally stuff you find hanging around Europe. Prices swing between €500 and €700 based on whatever chip they decide to slap inside. Now, don’t run out converting euros to dollars willy-nilly. Things aren’t that clear-cut. Taxes and all those tedious details could throw a wrench in the conversion. So, U.S. prices? Total mystery box until Asus gives us a nudge. The leaks are more like whispers at a noisy party—you think you heard something, but did you really?
Anyway, Asus and Microsoft teaming up? Wild, right? It’s like peanut butter finally meeting chocolate. These are their first Xbox-branded handhelds. Slick designs, with grips that hug your hands—like they borrowed a page from Xbox’s playbook. They’re thicker and maybe went a bit heavy on the tech snacks, but the feel? Supposedly unmatched. Like wearing the perfect pair of snug socks on a cold morning.
And now, a slight tangent—imagine trying to sit through all this if you’re not a tech enthusiast. No idea why that crossed my mind.
Okay, so backtracking—there’s the Ally X, the fancy one with AMD’s latest powerhouse processor, some 24GB RAM, 1TB punch of SSD storage, and all sorts of connectivity flair: Wi-Fi 6E, Bluetooth 5.4, USB 4, and whatnot. If handhelds had resumes, this one’s boasting hard. Then there’s this mellow Xbox Ally version, like the laid-back sibling, with a slower chip and lesser memory—all those tech specs that sound important but kinda blend together if you’re not paying attention. A bit lighter on battery muscle too.
Both rock a 7-inch, full-HD, eye-candy display. Found myself comparing it to catching a sunset mid-summer—vivid and kinda stunning. They’ve got this Xbox button, too, ready for game adventures or random menu explorations, whichever tickles your fancy first.
So they’re running on Windows 11, which means they’ll start with this Xboxy vibe. And thank Microsoft’s plans to collaborate in the background too—sounds like they’re cooking up updates so you can see all your games from different stores in one place. No more app-hopping, they say. Well, maybe.
Final musing—somehow, through all this, it feels as though tech is trying to imitate life, giving what people want before they knew they wanted it. Or maybe just another gadget to gawk at. Who knows?
And there I went, off on a tangent again, but hey, if you’re thirsting for more updates, Tom’s Hardware is all over Google’s News. Apparently, they know the scoop.
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Hope this hits the mark!