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So, get this. PlayStation is throwing this big ol’ Summer Sale bash, and yeah, it’s a bit of a whirlwind. Honestly, I didn’t mark my calendar or anything, but it starts July 16. Midnight or something. Time zones are confusing, right? So, anyway, there’s a bunch of deals on PS5 and PS4 games. Wild discounts too.
I mean, EA Sports FC 25? Down 79%! (I still remember when I paid full price for a game and felt like a sucker.) There’s also Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 — like 45% off. Oh, and Assassin’s Creed Shadows, Forza Horizon 5 — something about that one just makes road trips in real life feel so mundane — are 25% off. Even Clair Obscur has a tiny discount, like, 10%. Honestly, even as a penny pincher, not sure I’d jump at that one.
But wait — I got sidetracked. Where was I? Right, there’s more games on sale. The full list is somewhere online. Who has time to hunt those down? But if you do dive in, you’ll probably find your next obsession or distraction. Just being honest.
Also, quick note for folks in, like, Europe. PlayStation’s doing console and game deals directly from their site in countries like U.K., Germany, Belgium. The whole shebang runs from July 16 to 29. Supplies last, supposedly, but who actually knows?
PS5 consoles? Yeah, they’re knocking off like 50 or 100 euros. Or pounds if you’re across the channel. There’s also deals on big hitters like Gran Turismo 7 and God of War: Ragnarök. Free shipping and returns too! Maybe they should ship me some motivation while they’re at it.
For my fellow Brits, there’s this Flex deal. Rent a PS5 for under a tenner a month. (Somehow cheaper than a pint in central London.) Then there’s something about an extra discount for PlayStation Plus members in Benelux and some parts of Spain. Honestly, I lost track of which deal applied where.
Anyway — Oh, and remember those time zones? Sales refresh at midnight again on July 29. Some new deals will pop up. The whole thing fizzles out on August 13. So, don’t snooze on it, or do — your call.
Okay, hopefully I didn’t miss anything major. It’s a sale. There are deals. You know what to do.
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