Meta Leak Indicates Imminent Launch of Smart Glasses with Display and Wrist-Worn Controller

Sure thing, I love diving into tech goss—hold on a sec, where was I? Right, Meta and their clever specs. So, here’s the scoop: Oakley hooked up with Meta to roll out these fancy smart glasses, the Meta HSTN. Only now, Luna, this leaker who somehow always has the magic touch, has spilled the beans on the next gen—think built-in screens and a funky wrist controller. Oooh, techie!

So, there’s some guy at Bloomberg, uh, Gurman? Mark Gurman, that’s it. He leaked—no, wait, he reported that Meta’s cooking up not one but two glasses. The sporty one, it’s basically already on the field (Oakley style), and the fancier one, they’re calling it ‘Hypernova’. Super sci-fi, right? This thing’s supposed to be all about the built-in screen, and you’ll wave your hand around to use it. Why? Because it’s got this electromyography (fancy word alert!) wrist thingy. Hmm, futuristic.

Gurman, yeah, he said these Hypernova gizmos are dropping this year—no laughs, we swear! Luna, this genius of leaks, has even got pictures. Pics or it didn’t happen, as they say. She’s been splashing ’em on X (Oh man, what a letter for a platform name. Just X). The glasses? Cool name alert: Meta Celeste!

And here’s the twist, apparently ‘Celeste’ means Meta’s solo this time. Weird they didn’t buddy up with, I dunno, Ray-Ban or Oakley. I guess that’s for another night under the stars.

But for real, the arm gadget does something nutty. It reads gestures like magic. Pinch your fingers and voilà! A miracle on your wrist. Luna’s even unearthed some script from tutorials they’re working on. It goes like, “Time for some magic!” Like they’re a bunch of Hogwarts grads peddling tech.

Oh, and there’s a mini-game called Hypertrail in there somewhere—like I’m not even kidding. It kinda vibes like Galaga… space arcade, anyone? With Meta, you never really know. Anything can happen.

Luna’s still at it. Finding random nuggets, pics, what-have-yous. Stay tuned, buddy. Who knows what’ll pop up next?