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I dunno why I even remember this, but that last WWE game for the Switch? Total disaster, like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Anyway—wait, let’s get back to the point. So, WWE’s jumping back into the ring with the Switch 2. Yeah, it’s happening soon. Really soon.
Oh, preorders? They just popped up, like today. First WWE game for a Nintendo thing since 2017. Kinda wild, right? This one’s WWE 2K25, hitting the shelves on July 23. Three flavors for the fans: you’ve got the plain one, whatever they call it—standard, I guess. That’ll set you back $69.99. Then there’s a “Deadman” edition. Why’s it called Deadman? Because The Undertaker, that’s why. Costing $99.99 like it’s nothing. And hold up, if you’re feeling extra fancy, there’s the “Bloodline” edition at a whopping $129.99, dedicated to Roman Reigns and his crew, those guys who’ve been running the WWE show this past decade. Funny how they price these things, like they’re selling actual gold.
Oh, right, the game has more than 300 wrestlers. That’s like everyone and their mom from Raw, Smackdown, and NXT. They even squished in this new “Island” mode—whatever that means. Sounds exotic, or maybe it’s just marketing fluff. Who knows?
Anyway, enough of my rambling. That’s the scoop.