Cyborg Schoolgirl Unleashes Robotic Teens in Office Chaos

Hey there. So, imagine a world, like, totally in the future, where folks in Japan are like, clocking in 24/7. Yeah, sounds wild, right? Who’s gonna save these poor souls from evil corp tyranny? Enter: fully armed cyborg schoolgirl. Yup. She’s all about blasting some robo suits and taking on the whack org chart in this, uh, Full Metal Schoolgirl thing.

Apparently, Yuke’s, those wrestling game peeps, teamed up with D3Publisher. You know them if you’ve ever played those crazy OneChanbara games. Their new gig? Full Metal Schoolgirl. Saw the trailer, and oh boy… they’ve got these schoolgirl warriors dealing out massive chaos in pinstripe skirts or something.

Basically, we got these two cyber-schoolgirls climbing this giant 100-storey building – think skyscraper meets malicious maze – where Meternal Jobz (yep, that’s the name) is the boss. Inside, it’s packed with zombie-like workers and tons of security doodads. Every step up gets you upgrades. Sweet, huh?

And whoa, cheeky vibes for sure. Looks like Yuke’s is having a blast. I mean, the English trailer is fun, but if you get your ears on the Japanese one? Theme song’s catchy. Just saying.

Oh, and side note, our cyber-schoolgirls are live-streaming their heroics. Yeah, while dodging robotic staplers or whatever. Folks watching can send in cash and power-ups. I mean, who wouldn’t tip the chic slashing through cubicles?

Mark your calendar for October 23. They’re dropping this insanity on Nintendo Switch 2, PS5, and good ol’ PCs via Steam and Epic. Alright, back to pretending I’m working.