Warzone Unveils New Update for May 2025

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So, there’s been this update on May 13 for Call of Duty: Warzone. The High Art event? Yeah, that’s getting an extra week. It’s now running until May 22. I guess they wanted people to chill out a bit more or something, or maybe they were just feeling generous. Who knows.

Apparently, this update fixed some weird bug with aim down sights—basically stops your character from moving like they’re stuck in molasses. I imagine it’d be like trying to sprint through peanut butter. Also, they’ve messed with Ranked Play, swapping around things like Fire Sale and Restock… whatever that means to non-gamers.

And oh, the High Art event? They’ve stretched it out, which is either super exciting or just another week to ignore doing the laundry. It’s got this cool stuff like a Seth Rogen skin, blueprints, and other random goodies.

The bugs. Always bugs, right? Nothing too shocking here. Weird revive times, voice-overs that never stop talking, and emotes that get in the way. They’ve tucked those issues into bed, so to speak.

Oh, and a bit on the events: The High Art thing ends May 22 — reminders ‘cause we all forget, right? For the movements, aiming should be smooth now, like butter on warm toast. Ranked Play got switched up, you know, to keep it spicy.

Frankly, these updates are like clockwork but less satisfying. Do they ever really fix everything? You can bet if one thing gets patched, five more will break. I heard about zombies in the Gulag too—imagine that. Walking dead where there shouldn’t be. Comedy or chaos? Take your pick.

Anyway, that’s the rundown, with all its quirks and charms.

Cheers, keep your head up!