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Alright, so picture this: a Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament, right? It’s all intense, folks are biting their nails, when suddenly — BAM! — everything crashes down because of some crazy glitch. And yeah, $2,000 just poof! Gone with the digital wind. Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s a hefty chunk of change to lose over a glitch, right? Especially in a game that’s been around for, what, 25 years? Feels like it could rent a pretty decent apartment for a couple of months. Oh, well.
Now, if you’re like me, you might wonder why people still flock to Melee. I mean, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is the shiny new thing on the block. But nope, some folks just can’t let go of that retro vibe. Maybe it’s the nostalgia? Or maybe they just really love waving their controllers around like they just don’t care. Who knows. Whatever it is, these hardcore players are not backing down, strutting their stuff at competitions like they’re still teens at a high school dance-off. And honestly, it’s kinda impressive.
So, there was this showdown — the Full House 2025 tournament, if you care for specifics. We had Moky vs. Cody Schwab, both top dogs in this Melee scene. The prize? Two grand. Not small potatoes. But get this: Moky ends up losing ’cause of a glitch that sent him spiraling out of the stage. Picture a digital slip-n-slide that nobody signed up for. They were duking it out as Fox McCloud on Pokemon Stadium, and suddenly, Moky goes off like a cartoon character stepping on a banana peel. Schwab wins by default. Talk about an anticlimax.
Hungrybox, who’s like the go-to voice in Smash circles, was commentating and even called this out. You know, like when you just know something’s off, but you go with it anyway? And then it happens! Moky slipped right through, no lifeline to grab. It was like watching a predictable horror movie where the characters still decide to split up. “Greatest commentator curse,” Hungrybox tagged it, and you gotta admit, it’s spot-on.
And these guys — Schwab, Moky? Big shots, both. Too bad the glitch stole the show. Yet, despite what happened, they’re both laughing it off. I mean, what else can you do, right? And they’re ranked pretty high, globally no less, so this likely ain’t the last we’ll hear of them.
So, yeah. Life in the world of Super Smash Bros. Melee is wild, unpredictable, sometimes glitch-tastic. But that’s what keeps things exciting, or frustrating? Hard to say. Anyway — wait, no — where was I? Right, curiosity never hurt anyone, right? Just maybe cost them a tournament game or two.
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