One Baldur’s Gate 3 Class May Not Suit Everyone

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Right, so Baldur’s Gate 3—man, when it dropped, it was like this explosion of choices, all hitting you at once. Classes everywhere! Seriously, I couldn’t even keep up with all those options. And then they just kept adding more, like they were on some kind of RPG buffet spree with Patch 8. Twelve new subclasses, can you believe it? Some folks say it’s too much, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Now, whether all these subclasses are really for you… well, that’s another story. Some might just confuse the hell out of you. No lie.

So, let’s get into Patch 8’s newbies—names that sound like they came straight outta some epic fantasy novel. You’ve got your College of Glamour Bard, Arcane Archer Fighter, and more. I mean, I’m not gonna list them all, but yeah, there’s something for everyone. And if you’re the kind who just wants to smash stuff rather than do all that roleplaying, well, maybe not all are for you. But hey, not judging your playstyle!

The Monk’s Way of the Drunken Master, though? Now that one’s a trip. It’s not just straight out of D&D 5e… No, it’s got its own twists. Get this: you literally regain half your Ki Points by downing booze. And there are these funky moves like Intoxicating Strike. I mean, leaving your enemies tipsy? That’s wild. And sure, it might seem more about the laughs and the story than raw power—but who doesn’t need a laugh now and then?

Okay, then there’s this whole bit about other Monk subclasses punching harder, right? And sure, some might argue that Drunken Master is more about fun than being OP. Like, you’ve got Way of Shadow for those ninja vibes—or Way of the Four Elements if you wanna turn into a wannabe Avatar. But if you’re craving all-out damage and actions, Way of the Open Hand is your ticket. Extra damage with that one, no doubt. Way stronger in fights if you’re into numbers and stats.

All three pack more punch, no question. Drunken Master’s there mostly because fans wanted it. Kinda cool seeing devs listen to their base. Adds this quirky, giggly element to the game. But yeah, if smashing is your thing, maybe look at the others.

So, whatever floats your boat, really. Dive into the chaos, or just beat stuff up. The game’s got room for both.

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