Ranking All 8 Nightlord Bosses in Elden Ring’s Nightreign

Alright, let’s dive into this chaos. So, boss fights in FromSoftware’s Soulsborne games? Yeah, they’re kinda the main deal, right? And here comes Elden Ring Nightreign, this wild co-op roguelike twist from that epic 2022 hit. Imagine dashing around, smacking minibosses just to power up and grab random loot, only to square off against these major bosses we all know from the Elden Ring or those old-school Dark Souls vibes. Then, of course, it’s like, "Bam!" One of Nightreign’s Nightlords waiting for you. What a ride.

Now, these Nightlords, there are eight, each bringing its own flavor of chaos. You gotta tap into that perseverance, really get a handle on their moves and, like, totally embrace the patience game. Having fought all these Nightlords across most character classes, why not rate them? Just my take, you know, based on how much fun — or frustration — they gave me.

So here goes nothing — a breakdown of all the Nightlord showdowns, touching on what clicked, what tanked, and the bits that made me go "wow." Let’s jump in.

Spoiler Alert! If you’re someone who avoids spoilers like the plague, maybe hit pause here. Just saying — spoilers up ahead. Now, onto the list!

8. Augur or Maris, Fathom of Night

Okay, starting at the bottom, but that doesn’t mean it’s complete trash. Augur/Maris? It’s a bit dull if you’re the melee type. Those corkscrew attacks? Fun to dodge. And shooting down those jellyfish bombs? Not bad. Problem? Maris loves moving around. Like, come on, just sit still for a second!

I gotta mention, when Maris does that snooze move – yeah, that one where your Sleep meter just blows up – I mean, who designed this? It’s like you’re in a rush to land a hit, but before you know it, you’re having fairy-tale dreams. Frustrating.

7. Tricephalos or Gladius, Beast of Night

Ah, the good old tutorial fight, kinda like easing into the Nightlords. Not super hard, but wow, does Gladius keep you on your toes. It’s got bite attacks, a chain sword, fire breath—seriously all over the place. But hey, it’s the intro boss for a reason.

Though I don’t have major beef, the whole package isn’t as spice-laden as a few others. Still, a solid start into Elden Ring Nightreign.

6. Sentient Pest or Gnoster, Wisdom of Night

This one’s funky. You got two bugs sharing an HP bar, right? One’s a scorpion wanting to crush you, and the other’s a magic-flinging moth. Like, pick your poison! Teamwork comes into play big time since getting Poisoned sprouts this nasty parasite. It’s a chaotic dance of "Oh no, help me out here!"

But once you hit Phase 2, and those bugs pair up, it’s like "here we go," facing a traditional epic showdown where chaos unites.

5. Darkdrift Knight or Fulghor, Champion of Nightglow

Fulghor just screams nightmares—a centaur who’s as deadly as it looks. Waves of destruction, quakes from the lance—each move deadlier than the next. But man, they’re visible from a mile away, so jump, dodge, boom! It’s rewarding if you’ve got the right gear or spells. The animations do get a bit wacky sometimes, though.

4. Gaping Jaw or Adel, Baron of Night

Adel’s a showstopper, not gonna lie. Huge, draconic presence, all about chomps, slams, and a lightning party in Phase 2. While the moves might be a bit straightforward, the spectacle takes it over the top. Plus, some moves let you save a buddy from a rough grab, which feels pretty awesome in co-op.

3. Fissure in the Fog or Caligo, Miasma of Night

From dragons that mess up or happily surprise, Caligo lands in the latter camp. It’s an epic ice spectacle—tail swipes, ice breath, and more. Get lost in fog? Follow the clues. Dodge crystal rains while epic music blares? This encounter delivers. Totally worth whatever minor annoyances come up.

2. Night Aspect or Heolstor the Nightlord

Final bosses usually rock, and Heolstor is no different. It’s an intense ballet of blades, like seriously choreographed. Phase 2 is a visual marvel; Heolstor slicing cosmic elements, shockwaves lighting up the field. You best be on your toes.

1. Equilibrious Beast or Libra, Creature of Night

Libra’s something else. Think deals with mischief, Madness everywhere, and attacks that spawn their own nightmares. This fight’s less about running away and more about positioning tactically. Libra keeps you guessing, rewarding bravery and shrewdness, crafting a memorable, weirdly awesome battle.

Despite its quirks, Elden Ring Nightreign is this ambitious, soulful experiment from FromSoftware. Sure, one map, limited enemies, but it’s a blast for us Souls fans. Keep your eyes peeled; it might just snag top spots on best game lists this year.

There you go, my messy thoughts in all their raw glory.